In the city of Adelaide, Melbourne, Australia several days ago, a woman named Rajni Narayan had a problem.
You see, she suspected her husband might be sleeping around behind her back.
So, stating later that "his penis should belong to me," Ms. Narayan set fire to her husband's genitals.
She now faces charges of murder in Australia, as Mr. Narayan died of his injuries in the hospital. She also didn't know how to contain the blaze, as the fire she set burned down their $700,000 townhouse.
Let the "hunka hunka burnin' love" jokes commence.