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Tuesday, December 23

Why it's good to be a woman

(Editorial response to an earlier post by a man)

Compiled from lists I found on the internets.

  1. Women get off sinking ships first.
  2. Women can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
  3. Multiple orgasms.
  4. Taxis stop.
  5. Women don't have to pass gas for amusement.
  6. If women forget to shave, no one has to know.
  7. Free drinks.
  8. Women never have to reach down to make sure their privates are still there.
  9. Women have the ability to dress themselves
  10. Women can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
  11. If women marry someone 20 years younger, they are aware that we will look like an idiot.
  12. Women will never regret piercing their ears.
  13. Women can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
  14. Women know the truth about whether size matters.
  15. A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
  16. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.
  17. Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.
  18. A woman won't drive to Hell and back before she asks for directions.
  19. Women don't feel threatened if their partner earns more than they do.
  20. Women don't think reading the manual is a betrayal of all their species stands for.
  21. Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their zipper.
  22. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
  23. Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
  24. A woman can get a whole new lease on life just by changing her lipstick.
  25. If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected.
  26. If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp.
  27. If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's cute.
  28. A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.
  29. Women live longer than men.
  30. If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice.

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