Compiled from lists I found on the internets.
- Women get off sinking ships first.
- Women can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
- Multiple orgasms.
- Taxis stop.
- Women don't have to pass gas for amusement.
- If women forget to shave, no one has to know.
- Free drinks.
- Women never have to reach down to make sure their privates are still there.
- Women have the ability to dress themselves
- Women can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
- If women marry someone 20 years younger, they are aware that we will look like an idiot.
- Women will never regret piercing their ears.
- Women can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
- Women know the truth about whether size matters.
- A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
- A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.
- Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.
- A woman won't drive to Hell and back before she asks for directions.
- Women don't feel threatened if their partner earns more than they do.
- Women don't think reading the manual is a betrayal of all their species stands for.
- Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their zipper.
- Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
- Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
- A woman can get a whole new lease on life just by changing her lipstick.
- If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected.
- If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp.
- If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's cute.
- A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.
- Women live longer than men.
- If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice.
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