From the you can't make this up files.
Whackjobs from Westboro Baptist Church (God hates fags) in Kansas want to hang a sign in the Washington State Capital that reads
"You'd better watch out, get ready to cry, You'd better go hide, I'm telling you why 'cuz Santa Claus will take you to hell. He is your favorite idol, you worship at his feet, but when you stand before your God He won't help you take the heat. So get this fact straight: you're feeling God's hate, Santa's to blame for the economy's fate, Santa Claus will take you to hell."
It would be hung along near a Nativity set, three signs mocking atheism, and an atheist sign that celebrates the winter solstice if it's approved.
Also in contention for a spot nearby is the Flying Spaghetti Monster and a Festivus pole. I love it.
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