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Friday, October 24

Obligatory Friday Sex Post

Nympho Christian website encourages pious wives to spice up their sex lives
The site, Christian Nymphos, dispenses advice on how couples can spice up their love life without breaking God’s laws.
Suggestions for new sexual positions, scenarios and games are published alongside to links to Bible study websites.
I have to spend some time reading this website.

I wonder what kind of positions and scenarios can be thought up using the bible?
Remember Lot's wholesome family in Sodom?
  • How about Lot's daughters getting him drunk and raping him?(genesis 19:30-36)
  • Or Lot offering his virgin daughters to the townspeople banging on his door? (genesis 19:18)
  • Maybe licking the salt off your wife? (genesis 19:26)

There is a lot of interesting stuff in the story of Sodom and Gomorrah. I wonder if that story is on the "to do" list. hmm.

What other stories do you think would make a good background for some steamy nympho sex?

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