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Friday, February 22

It's Friday. You know the drill

Thank God!

Jesus approved sex toys and vibrators now available online A loving married couple shocked by the pornographic websites that sell marital aids have started their own, Book 22. Thanks to prayer and Jesus' holy guidance they add toys accordingly, avoiding those that would elicit unholy sexual activities.

"We pray about things before we add them to our site," she says. "We live our lives very openly in front of Jesus, so we just kind of pray for direction about which way he would have us go, and I have to be honest with you — he's really surprised us. ... Almost our whole entire 'special order' page has come about from that."
Thank Science!

Ultrasound can be used to locate the elusive woman's G spot.
If hubby can't find it, a team of scientists can scan the entire urethrovaginal space to check for a thicker vaginal wall near the urethra which would indicate the presence of the "controversial G spot."

But if your sex life is dead, there is some advice for reviving it. Bring it on!

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