Ewwwwwww

Conservative pud pundit, Bill Bennett dated Janis Joplin once in the late sixties. He reported that they were both disappointed. His brother claims to have sent Bill down the stairs like a "rocket ship" head first more than one time.
-------

Zubaz pants are back. Tune up your Camaro and turn your baseball hat around.
-------

The Supreme Court is considering lowering the fine imposed on the Exxon for the Valdez disaster. Oh poor Exxon. The $2.5 billion dollar fine is almost a whole 3 weeks profit!