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Friday, November 23

Obligatory Friday Sex Post

One Condom Fits All. Really.
Is your penis too large or too small for a condom? Can't seem to get one to fit just right?

A brilliant German inventor and condom expert has developed a spray on condom apparatus that squirts (heh) out liquid latex on to your throbbing member in just a matter of seconds.
"With our technology we could spray a condom on an erect elephant," he declared, not without a hint of pride.

The system works a bit like a car wash. The man put his penis in a chamber and presses a button to start the jets of liquid latex, sucked from a detachable cartridge. The rubber dries in seconds and is later rolled off and discarded like a conventional condom.

The aim is for the process to take just 10 seconds but at present the latex drying time is around 20 to 25 seconds. "We're working to shorten that time," said Krause.
What makes people in northeastern China come out and protest in the streets to surround government offices? Not what you'd think.

Citizens demand that their government help them recover money they lost in a get rich scheme which had them raising ants for an aphrodisiac tonic.

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