Rabbi Wisdom and The Petraeus Report

A desperate jewish woman goes to the Rabbi to ask for his advice;
"Rabbi, I am desperate, my house is too small...you know, I have a husband and three kids live in two bedrooms, small living room and kitchen..."
Rabbi asks: "Do you have any domestic animals in the yard?"
Woman: " Yes a have a dozen of chickens in the backyard..."
Rabbi: "Take them inside the house!"
Woman: " But Rabbi, the house is too small as it is..."
Rabbi: " Just take them in woman!"

Woman comes back in a week, exasperated:
"Rabbi, my house is unlivable... you know the husband, three kids and the chickens..."
Rabbi asks: "Do you have any more domestic animals?"
Woman answers: "Yes, I have two goats..."
Rabbi: "Take them inside the house!"
Woman: "But Rabbi, you know the husband, three kids, the chickens..."
Rabbi interrupts: "Just take them inside the house, woman!"

Woman comes back in a week, out of her mind:
" Rabbi, I can't take this anymore, my house is a mayhem...you know, the husband, three kids, the chickens and the goats...I am going out of my mind..."
Rabbi: " I hear, you have a cow too"
Woman: "Yes."
Rabbi: "Take the cow inside the house!
Woman:"But Rabbi, I can't take it anymore...you know my house is small and the husband, the kids, the chicken, the goats..."
Rabbi: ""Just take the cow inside the house, woman!"

Woman comes back two weeks later with a look of insanity in her eyes:
"Rabbi, I am going to kill myself, if I have to live another day like this!"
Rabbi: "Ok, ok...Listen woman, now you can take the cow out of the house"

A week later, Rabbi: "Ok woman, now you can take the goats out of the house!"

Woman comes back a week later, somewhat relieved:
"Rabbi, things are getting much better at home"
Rabbi: "Ok, now take the chickens out of the house!"

Woman comes back a day later with tears of joy in her eyes:
"Thank you Rabbi, you really helped me out, my house is large and roomy and fresh air blows all throughout of it.
Thank you, Rabbi, you're a genious!"

According to Petraeus prediction, by next July, the troop levels will be back where they were before the "Surge"