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Wednesday, August 29

Jesus Christ

He's back. This time as a knot in a fence.
NOT according to me though.
As a theological expert, I would have to discount this particular "appearance" as invalid. True images of Christ must include his nose and mustache. This could be an image of any old bearded dude or old rock star revealed by the wooden backyard fence in Lodi California. He also appears to have some sort of protuberance going over his head starting on his forehead. As everyone knows, Jesus did not have that.

Keep the faith.

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