(who has not yet figured out all the intricacies of posting photos and images)...I have consented to post the image and text below.
Heaven knows I would hardly think of doing so myself, since it could be construed as being highly disrespectful of the jizumjaws, buttfvckboys, and the rest of that gang of Neanderthalish fvcktards that inhabit Washington D.C.
New Government Seal:
"The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!"
(How'd I do? S'okay, Joizeygoil?)