How about a little change of pace?
From Thailand, we hear of two drug-sniffing dogs that were doing a bit more than sniffing. One was piddling on the bags, while the other made himself agreeable to the ladies by doing the old leg hump.
Both were fired for sexual harrassment, and now work on a farm.
And from Wisconsin, the military cemetery near the town of Neenah reported a disturbing problem - the American flags put out at the soldiers' graves were going missing. Sometimes all that was left was the little woooden poles.
After some observations a culprit was found:
Squirrels. Squirrels were stealing the flags to line their nests.
No word on whether this constitutes a terrorist act, or we'd be hearing about the Global War on Squirrels.