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Friday, May 25

I'm going to "spin" the news today.

The sparrow of happiness took a crap on the president in the rose garden yesterday bringing him good luck.

When the Republicans had control of the house, the Democrats rarely had a chance to debate, let alone get a bill to the House floor. There is a reason Democrats are called Democrats- They honor the democratic process (unlike the Republicans who honor the rich and the white of the male gender with little or no regard to those who put them in office. They are robots.)

John Boehner (R-Ohio) wept openly on the house floor during the Iraq debate. He said that it was because we need to keep fighting in Iraq to avenge 9/11. It was really because he is unable to vote with his conscience as long as Karl Rove is around.

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