I got the idea from Saborlas in the comments of the post below titled, "Waaaaah". I'll probably leave the "fucking" part out because we don't want anyone to be shocked by the vulgarity while they are driving on the highway on life, but then again, "fucking" seems to be at the root of everything that bugs the Xtian Wrong. They talk about it so much that it makes them want to fuck, or at least have a big old congressional circle jerk (Starr Report). I have never come across a group more publicly focused on fucking than the neo-con republicans. Their motto should be, Focus On Fucking- Vote GOP.
"There were times when I was praying and when I felt I was doing things that were wrong. But I was still doing them," NEWT GINGRICH said in the interview. "I look back on those as periods of weakness and periods that I'm ... not proud of."Obsession
You know how when you try to give up something, like chocolate or cigarettes, that you obsess over it?
That's the problem with the GOP. Whenever they start condemning something on moral grounds, you can rest assured that they are actively involved in it. THEY must be the cheating, fucking, perverted, lying, porn loving, serial monogamist, sodomistic, animal fucking, immoral, closeted gay, sex toy using, atheistic, pedophile, abortionists that they all seem to know so much about. Sheesh. Get over yourselves, conservatives. You're grossing me out.
Oh my god, where was I?
Newt Gingrich Admits He's Was Cheating During the Lewinsky Scandal
The AP reports today that Newt Gingrich admitted to having an extra-marital affair while he led the charge against Clinton in the Lewinsky affair. He was being interviewed by Focus on the Family founder James Dobson. eewwwww that guy ought to be investigated.
It was Clinton's lying that hurt Newt's sensibilities, not the sex.
Newty claims that it really wasn't hypocritical of him at the time because the president LIED when he was asked about his sex life. It's the 'lying that stirred up the whole frenzy, as you may recall. And every man knows that another man will always deny the allegations, so it was an easy way to get Clinton in trouble. And unfortunately there are always bimbos at the ready to do the dirty work for a price- either money or fame or both.
How many millions did they waste investigating the famed blow job? Do you see the oh so moral GOP investigating the Bush lies that killed thousands upon thousands of innocent people? noooooooo. Reminds me of this bumpersticker: "Would someone PLEASE give bush a blowjob?" or this one, "Clinton Lied- No One Died."
Playing the God Card
Here's Newty 'splainin' himself to Dobson: "There are times that I have fallen short of my own standards. There's certainly times when I've fallen short of God's standards.""
Oh puhlease, leave poor God out of this (these christianistas have set God back 5000 years)-- just like every other man, there are times when Newton couldn't keep his schlong in his pants- like it's some secret that men are weak when it comes to objects of their sexual desire, be it other men, women or animals. He was simply a schmuck who was so focused on Clinton's sex life for political gain that it made him horny and jealous- Newty ended up divorcing his second wife and marrying a woman 20 years younger. Probably just to show Bill that he could get a young'n too. Just for the record, Newty divorced his first wife in 1981 while she was in the hospital recovering from cancer surgery.
Newt says that he may run for president. He ought to wait to see how Rudy fares in the race because Rudy was rather brazen with his affairs (scroll down to "personal life") for all the world to see. His kids don't even speak to him. Nice family there, Rudy. I'm still waiting for the truth about Rudy's Nazi tactics as mayor to make it to the front pages.
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