What excellent news! Now, you don't need to confine your porn viewing to the privacy of your own home. You can safely take it with you when you're on the road thanks to these cool new spectraspecs. (Okay, that's not what they're really called.) Why, the specs are even compatible with your X-Box or Playstation 3! So, you can watch porn on a plane and your seatmate will never be the wiser.
The only question I have is: how do you conceal the woody?