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Sunday, January 21

Hope this isn't Homeland Security money at work

There is a website that was started in 2006 that keeps track of trouble-making church goers. (Oxymoron or redundancy?) I was doing a little research on evangelists and came across it here. It is called Wolf Warning and it allows pastors to rate people from one, a minor annoyance, to ten, a "bona fide church-splitter". I may not have a file yet since the moon isn't blue that often but if I did it would probably be around a five and the comments would probably say that I am under the impression that there is a better chance of finding God in the garden on a Sunday morning than in church. It would probably also note that I sing the benediction wrong. What, it's NOT "As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without men. No men. No men?"

I'm going to go play with my Jesus dolls now and try not to think about how really scary the evangelists are. You are so right about that Liz.

"I want you to just let a wave of intolerance wash over you. I want you to let a wave of hatred wash over you. Yes, hate is good...Our goal is a Christian nation. We have a biblical duty, we are called on by God to conquer this country. We don't want equal time. We don't want pluralism.

Randall Terry

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