Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog
Dad of 37 fights for the snip
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice. Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation. But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.
A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."
An Argentine man who is the father of 37 children is taking legal action for the right to a vasectomy. Cleto Ruiz Diaz, 44, from Corrientes has gone to court because vasectomies are illegal in his state. Mr Diaz, a painter, told Terra Noticias Populares that he started his sex life at the age of nine and has had seven fiancees and three wives.He now lives with Isabel who is the mother of eight of his sons.Why bother having sex? It's scientific, babay:
"I have enough children, it is hard to feed them all and give them clothes, and the government doesn't help," he said. "I need the operation because when I fall in love I can't control myself!"
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