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Friday, October 13

Obligatory Friday Sex Post

Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice. Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation. But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.

A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."

Dad of 37 fights for the snip
An Argentine man who is the father of 37 children is taking legal action for the right to a vasectomy. Cleto Ruiz Diaz, 44, from Corrientes has gone to court because vasectomies are illegal in his state. Mr Diaz, a painter, told Terra Noticias Populares that he started his sex life at the age of nine and has had seven fiancees and three wives.He now lives with Isabel who is the mother of eight of his sons.

"I have enough children, it is hard to feed them all and give them clothes, and the government doesn't help," he said. "I need the operation because when I fall in love I can't control myself!"
Why bother having sex? It's scientific, babay:
Sex helps boost the immune system. (twice a week)
Sex helps boost longevity.
Sex helps ward off cancer. (more sex, less prostate cancer)
Sex results in a more youthful appearance (four times a week)
Sex helps reduce stress.
Sex helps fight depression.
Sex helps coping with middle age.
Sex is good exercise and helps release endorphins.
Sex helps in losing weight.

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