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Wednesday, October 25

He's Not Gay!

Charlie Crist, the frontrunner in the Florida governor's race has repeatedly denied that he is gay (despite rumors to the contrary).
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch. I go to the lavat'ry.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea.
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch. He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping. And has buttered scones for tea.


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