Bogus Election Surprises
If the bad guys blow up a football stadium, I'm voting Republican
Wolf could hardly contain himself yesterday when the news of a possible attack on one of America's football stadiums was released. The Ministry of Security Propaganda says that the threat was not credible, but thanks for making it a headline story anyway.
If Saddam gets the death sentence on November 5th, I'm voting Republican
An Iraqi court trying Saddam Hussein for the killing of Shi'ite villagers in the 1980s could deliver a verdict on November 5, officials said, a ruling which could send the ousted leader to the gallows.
If Democrats take over the majority, John McCain will commit suicide, so I'm voting Republican.
What a tool!