I was just over at Think Progress and read a story about Robert Novak (the original "douchebag of liberty"), and a story about Donald Rumsfeld (another douchebag)
Rumsfeld Unveils New Justification For Iraq War: High Gas Prices
He says: The fact of the matter is - if Saddam Hussein were still in power in Iraq, he would be rolling in petrol dollars. Think of the price of oil today. He would have so much money. And he would be seeing the Iranians interested in a nuclear program, he would be seeing the North Koreans developing a nuclear program, and he’d say well why shouldn’t he - and he would. So we’re fortunate that he’s gone.
and then we have this marble mouth insulting my hero:
During an appearance on C-SPAN, columnist Robert Novak was asked about his television viewing habits. Novak said, “somebody mentioned the Jon Stewart program, I’ve never seen that in my life and I will go to my grave never having seen it.” Asked why, Novak said, “I don’t see any reason for it. It’s a comedian, self-righteous comedian taking on airs of grandeur and I really don’t need that.”
Maybe I'll just call it a tie....?