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Monday, August 21

Joke of the Day

A woman and her controlling husband went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the husband passed away. The undertaker told the wife, "You can have him shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for $150." The woman thought about it and told him she would just have him shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your husband home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The woman replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.

Retorts from you men folk out there welcome. (Okay, not welcome, but tolerated.)

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