One hundred women died and went to Heaven.
At the Gate of Heaven, they were stopped by St. Peter.
"Ladies, before we go any further and waste time with paperwork,
I am going to ask you a question to see if you qualify to enter"
said Peter, then asked:
"Those of you who cheated on your spouse, please raise your hand!"
Ninety nine of the women raised their hand.
Peter said:
"Ok Ladies, those of you that raised your hands turn around and go to Hell...
and please take this deaf woman with you!"
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