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Tuesday, July 25

Zombies arrested in MN - no, really I am NOT kidding

Bows before Prof Myers for bringing this to light:

Six friends spruced up in fake blood and tattered clothing (for a Zombie Dance Party / Pub Crawl) were arrested in downtown Minneapolis on suspicion of toting "simulated weapons of mass destruction." (btw, this is NOT the first one they've had)

Now, you see, those fellows have it all wrong, its the wrong time of year for this. MOST people do it during October, OR you could be a typical godless Eastcoast liberal and do it at Easter, like WE do.

But WOW, arresting teenagers dressed as zombies for terrorist activity with possible, simulated weapons of mass destruction....and one of the kids arrested has the same last name as the guy who owns the newspaper. (I can only HOPE its his kid/grandkid, I would LOVE to see this get a lot of press)

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