Need a break from the constant spin on the shameful handling of current events? Exhausted by all the bad news?
This archived column by Jon Carroll can offer some relief. "We will use the IED of truth to explode the SUV of dogmatic expression."
Maybe I need a really riveting Jihad name. Sister Mobile Chemical Lab of Common Sense? Sister Bloodsoaked Broadsword of Tolerance?
Sister Blazing Nunchaku of Kindness? YEAH! Now I'm ready for the revolution.