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Friday, July 14

Obligatory Friday Sex Post

A new scientific breakthrough may lead to women in future being able to produce sperm.

And how about some steamy Mark Morford this morning?

"Tingles are happening. Juices are flowing. So you do what you always do when it's just you and Windows, alone: You lie. To yourself. "Maybe, just maybe this time it really will be different," you say, blocking out the one thousand previous proofs to the contrary. "What the hell. It's not like I have much choice." You close your eyes. You give in.

You are, once again, Microsoft's bitch.

"That's it, baby," Windows coos, stroking your calves, working its way up to your hard drive. "Just relax, don't worry about a thing." Then come the magic words, the line Windows knows you secretly want to hear, the one guaranteed to send you into OS orbit: "Baby, I'll do it so good you'll think you're using a new MacBook Pro in a wireless cafe in Paris.""
Read the whole thang: Windows Gives No Tongue

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