Could it be true that the Bushistas are considering sending troops into Lebanon?
And is it true that rather than lessening the amount of US troops in Iraq, they will be expanded?
And could we really be in for war with Iran? Did it already start?
And on "casual Friday" this week, Condi Rice-A-Roni will give a piano recital at at the annual gala of Asia’s top security meeting where foreign ministers forget about the rest of the world and entertain themselves with skits, comedy and music. I'm sure the diplomats will be falling off their chairs in laughter as Rice performs the always hilarious Brahms. I hope someone brings a violin as it would be most appropriate.
Also this Friday, the Codpiece will entertain the American Idol winners at the White House.