10,000 to 30,000 tons of oil spilled into the Mediterranean Sea after Israel bombed a power plant creating an ecological crisis that Lebanon has neither the money nor the expertise to deal with.
"To clean it up we need access to the sea, which we don't have." Said Environment Minister Yacoub al-Sarraf.
But hey, who cares? American Idols will visit the Chimp Boy at the White House. Oh, and there's that serial killer to report on. NOW THAT'S NEWS!