The president found out that I was really embarrassed after watching him stuff bread into his face and chew with his mouth open. He thinks it's funny when I cringe watching video of him with world leaders so this time he got me good... he snuck up behind German Chancellor Angela Merkel and gave her a quick massage for all the world to see. See it here. Can he not behave for a few days, at least at the G8, and pretend that the US is great country and not a bunch of rude over-aged frat boys? And do we have a department of protocol? Maybe it was cut.