I know I do so here it is, I hope Peter and the other gents won't take offense (btw, the mathematical answer is 8.306 but I have a feeling that is NOT the answer you were looking for, was it Petey ;-) my guess would be 8 (ate) something )
THE LONELY BRAIN CELL
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happenedto end up in a man's head.
She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet.
"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at thetop of her voice,
"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"
Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away..............
"We're down here "