Ball Tattoo. “Ball Tattoo makes it possible for anyone to put their name on their balls with expert results, and do it so permanently that their name will not wear off, rub off or even file off their ball.... “For years people have resorted to using felt-tip markers on balls, but they don’t work very well – the name wears off easily and the hand lettering is detracting.” "
It IS very distracting to see unprofessional hand lettering on balls.
The TV-advert enforcer. "If a new idea from Philips catches on, the company may not be very popular with TV viewers. The company's labs in Eindhoven, The Netherlands, has been cooking up a way to stop people changing channels to avoid adverts or fast forwarding through ads they have recorded along with their target programme."
And I would like to invest in an invention that would override this one.
Virtual Sex. "What is very likely to be present before 2016 would be a multi-sensual experience of virtual sex... There is a possibility of developing erotic materials for yourself that would allow you to create a partner of certain dimensions and qualities, the partner saying certain things in that interaction, certain things happening in that interaction."
By 2016, that will probably be the only way for me to get my jollies.
"People who use it are just blown away," said Steve Rhodes, president of Sinulate Entertainment, which has sold thousands of Internet-connected sex devices over the past three years. "This is not something that just the lunatic fringe does."
Damn, back in the 90's my cousin and I were contemplating inventing a "penis port" for the computer as a sort of hands free way of navigating porn sites or having cyber sex. Perhaps the time has come?
Hat tip to the lovely Auntie Roo for researching and forwarding this vital information on Virtual Sex.