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Tuesday, January 24

Popemobile Preview

In keeping with the humility of Jesus Christ, a new papal electric car has been revealed. It's been dubbed the Holy Roller by WaPo. It sort of looks like a golf cart, but don't be fooled because this designer clad pope's arse will sit on "luxurious Natuzzi Italian white leather." The papal seal is on the front and the back just in case no one recognizes who is in the car. There appears to be an opening in the roof for his hat's protuberance.

The vehicle is meant for short hops around the Vatican. Perhaps there is concern that Joey Ratz' red designer loafers may get scuffed if he walks. We wouldn't want to have that, now would we? This story begs the question, how did the other pope's get around in the Vatican?

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