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Wednesday, November 16

Some days, it just falls into your lap... so to speak.

Two words: Viagra & blindness.

Make whatever links you may to old fairytales about masturbation & ocular health, karmic retribution, NASCAR drivers, NASCAR fans, and the preponderance of filthy-rich old republicunts who snort that shit like they once snorted cocaine off of the breasts of 17-year-old wannabe models...

I await your punchlines.

Now, granted, people have actually been blinded, so before I am accused of mocking the vision-impaired, keep in mind that I'm speaking of punchlines in the METAPHORICAL SENSE. As in, we're not laughing at these specific people's pain. We're laughing at the demographic.

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