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Monday, August 8

You Never Listen to Me!

I know that some of you guys out there are going to tell me that this proves there is an "intelligent designer". So I will just say, "nyuk, nyuk" to you now and get that out of the way. fucking scientists

Men do have trouble hearing women, scientists find
Sat Aug 6, 7:29 PM ET
LONDON (AFP) - Men who are accused of never listening by women now have an excuse -- women's voices are more difficult for men to listen to than other men's, a report said.

NeuroImage, said researchers at Sheffield university in northern England discovered startling differences in the way the brain responds to male and female sounds.

Men deciphered female voices using the auditory part of the brain that processes music, while male voices engaged a simpler mechanism, it said.

The Mail quoted researcher Michael Hunter as saying, "The female voice is actually more complex than the male voice, due to differences in the size and shape of the vocal cords and larynx between men and women, and also due to women having greater natural 'melody' in their voices.

"This causes a more complex range of sound frequencies than in a male voice."

The findings may help explain why people suffering hallucinations usually hear male voices, the report added, as the brain may find it much harder to conjure up a false female voice accurately than a false male voice.

Women's voices are like music. Ah yes, unless you've been to the Alberton, NY Waldbaums waiting on the deli line listening to the ladies demand a taste of the Nova. I guess you'd have to be there. Well, picture a line of Fran Dreschers whining in sync, "How's the Nova? Gimme a taste. Ya fa-gawt me!" I suppose if you like music that makes you cringe, then Lawn Guyland ladies have got the ticket to ride.... or as they say, roid. Ok, the man's voice in my head told me to stop writing. Foin. All stawp. (Fine. I'll stop).

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