Has Porn Gone Mainstream? Well even more mainstream?

Mark Morford is giddy:

Have you seen? Did you know? Let us look closer. Because it is not a small selection. This is no trifling thing. Amazon's sex-toy department, it is simply a huge portion of the site's Health and Personal Care area. The "Sex and Sensuality" section of the site contains a staggering 37,000 items with the Sexual Enhancers (that's the toys, baby) subsection alone offering up a whopping 4,863 items -- enough to satisfy an entire repressed evangelical congregation and terrify Alabama and make Lynne Cheney swoon and still have plenty left over for a long weekend with the entire cast of Hot Teen Slut Nurses IV.

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Amazon has gone deep, penetrated the market fully, committed completely to the lubricious cause. Their store is all about high-end bondage gear and oral strap-ons and $150 sex swings and $300 leather harnesses. There is the Swell Guy Expanding Vibrating Butt Plug and Julie Ashton's Anal Beginner Kit and any number of massive flesh-like dildos the size and girth and detail of which would make your mother blush and your sister swoon and Rocco Siffredi proud.

Imagine the Gates Of Hell Prolong Penis Ring at your fingertips! Wow! Your sex toys purchases will come in Amazon.com boxes! You will look so smart! You don't have to be afraid anymore. You don't have to wear your raincoat to adult stores in July. heh. Like you ever did.