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Tuesday, June 21

Arnold's Popularity is Plunging

Remember that night on Jay Leno when we heard, "I can promise you that when I go to Sacramento, I will pump up Sacramento." Oh god yes... pump it up!

I really can't believe the latest news is true. Arnold is America's favorite action hero and governator. He's so strong, muscular and articulate. What more could an American ask for in a politician?

Arnold understands the plight of blondes. In an article in Esquire he said, "As much as when you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, 'Hey, she must be stupid or must have nothing else to offer,' which maybe is the case many times. But then again there is the one that is as smart as her breasts look, great as her face looks, beautiful as her whole body looks gorgeous, you know, so people are shocked." Thanks for standing up for us blondes Arnie. We always get a bad rap.

And he's so modest about his manhood, ""The cock isn't a muscle so it doesn't grow in relation to the shoulders, say, or the pectorals. You can't make it bigger through exercise, that's for sure."

According to the SF Chronicle, "Less than a third -- 31 percent -- of the state's adults approve of the job the governor is doing in Sacramento, down from 54 percent in February. The numbers are only slightly better among registered voters, 37 percent of whom are happy with Schwarzenegger's performance and 53 percent dissatisfied."

The article goes on to say, "But Schwarzenegger's high-profile battle with the Democrat-led Legislature and his continuing disputes with groups representing California teachers, nurses and public employees have taken a toll. Only 16 percent of registered Democrats approve of the job the governor is doing, while his support among nonpartisan voters has shrunk to 35 percent, down from 48 percent four months ago."
Arnold had better start "humping and pumping" again.

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