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Friday, May 6

The Week In God

Jesus Spotted in Ultrasound

A pregnant woman believed that Jesus appeared in the sonogram of her daughter before she was born. I enlarged the portion of the image in question below. It looks like a full grown woman. That's still pretty fantastic! Maybe it's the BVM?

The Holy Clitoris is Defiled

Remember "Our Lady of the Underpass" in Chicago?
Someone spray painted "Big Lie" over it and he's in big trouble.


"On Friday, some people gathered at the site and expressed sorrow."

The Mark of the Beast has Been Devalued To a Boring 616
666 616
Satanists, apocalypse watchers and heavy metal guitarists may have to adjust their demonic numerology after a recently deciphered ancient biblical text revealed that 666 is not the fabled Number of the Beast after all.

A fragment from the oldest surviving copy of the New Testament, dating to the Third century, gives the more mundane 616 as the mark of the Antichrist.
Demonic Suprise!

Holy Starwars Batman!
If you take the Satanic Symbol "Baphomet" (it's the pentacle with the goat head in it) and turn it upside down, you come face to face with YODA! lookie lookie

May the force be with you.

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