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Sunday, April 17

Name that Ride

What if you were designing a Christian Theme Park?

Here are some of my ideas for activities: Whack a Saint, Pick a Pope, Stone the Menstruating Woman, Stone the Effeminate, Point Fingers at the Sodomites, Evict Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden, Name that Plague, Name that Chapter and Verse, Create a Burnt Offering.

Some rides: Holy Rollercoaster, River Styx Cruise, Thrilling ride out of Eden, Ascend into Heaven, Escape From Sodom, Jonah and the Whale Adventure, The Apocalypse, Ezekial's Spaceship.

What kind of rides and biblical activities of faith would you include, you snarky blasphemers?

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