“Yes, but not too many” (english translation)
-Gerrit Achterberg, Dutch poet answering his wife's question:“Shall I bake some potatoes?”
"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis."
"Dammit. . .Don't you dare ask God to help me."
-Joan Crawford .
"That was a great game of golf, fellers."
"This is absurd! This is absurd!" (english translation)
"I know you have come to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man."
-Ernesto "Che" Guevara
-Ulysses S. Grant
"That's good. Read some more."
-Warren G. Harding , to his wife, who was reading him flattering newspaper accounts.
"I'm all right."
-H. G. Wells
"This is funny."
-Pope John Paul II
["Are you John Lennon?"] "Yes, I am."
- John Lennon
"Shoot me in the chest!"
"I just had eighteen straight scotches. I think that's the record."
"Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies."
-Voltaire, when asked by a priest to renounce Satan