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Wednesday, March 30


The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were three finalists.
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agent took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions. No matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find you wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!
The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the man for the job."
Take your wife and go home.
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room.
All was quiet for about 5 minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I just can't do it."
Finally, it was the woman's turn.
She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard.
Screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks." She said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
Moral:  Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

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