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Saturday, March 19

Forwarded E-mail From Patricia of Lone Tree's Sister-In-Law:

Government Announcement


The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

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