WASHINGTON(AP) - "Speaking with one voice, President Bush's top intelligence and military officials said Wednesday that terrorists are regrouping for possible new strikes against the United States."
So say the headlines and lead sentences of the Des Moines Register and Iowa City Press-Citizen. Feeling in a particularly smartass mode today (as opposed to the folks in Washington who are nothing but dumbasses) I fired off this e-mail to both publications:
"Is this anything like the 52 warnings our government received about suicide hijackers prior to 9/11 and which the American people received no notice of? Why didn't the American people receive notice about the warnings proior to 9/11? Is it because President Bush and his "top intelligence and military officials" are a bunch of blundering incompetent imbeciles or is it because they wanted the 9/11 "new Pearl Harbor" disaster to happen? And in case your readers accuse me of being a conspiracy theorist, perhaps they should note the fact that when I entered "new Pearl Harbor" into my Google search engine I received 2,430,000 (two million, four hundred thirty thousand) hits. Of course, some political parties would say 2,430,000 hits still doesn't constitute "one shred of credible evidence". I agree, because with the present administration in Washington, any credible evidence has probably already been shredded."
One final question for my readers: Is there an election coming up that I didn't hear about? That's the only reason I can come up with for increased terror warnings. OOPS! Wait a minute! You suppose the dumb sumbitches are trying to distract us from the Gannon/Guckert/Wilson/Plame scandal that is getting uglier by the day? My final comment for now on the exposure of Valerie Plame as a covert CIA agent (with a little help from Patrick Henry) is this:
THIS IS TREASON, AND WE WILL MAKE THE MOST OF IT!