Tuesday, November 23
Proof That We Evolved From Monkeys
Holy Fucking Shit.
If anyone who voted for this asshole is reading this. Fuck you.
And you called Clinton, Bubba?
This dry drunk is pretending he's at a goddang hoe down and his fucking fly is open!
I went out this morning to do some errands and I have to come home to this? It's thanksgiving week and I am trying to be thankful for something, anything, and this is the thanks I get from Chimpy McFlydown. Thank you Peter of LoneTree for bringing it to my attention. And a happy thanksgiving to you too.
First he's all macho with his SS guy, then he poses in the Juan Valdez look alike contest (see below) and now this. How can we send this boy anywhere?
What country am I in? Have I been so secluded living in New York? I must be. I had no idea Americans were such simpletons. We evolved from monkeys, dammit. Get over it.
Dammit, I want a northerner for the next president. I have nothing against southerner presidents because Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton were real charmers, but it's time we had someone who represented the cold liberal states. I'm just saying...
What the hell was wrong with windsurfing? That's what coastal living people do. It's not elitist to do water sports and it's not a northern thing. Do we make fun of tractor pulls?
Don't answer that.
Now someone tell me some good news.
UPDATE: Peter sent me more news. I don't know if it's good. It's news and I am not steaming from it. So that's good. It seems that a hypnotherapist in Boca Raton Florida is making money curing depressed people who voted for Kerry. heh. Anyway, he was doing really well and making lots of money until the people found out that Ohio is being recounted and now they are feeling better and don't need to be hypnotized in order to accept bush as their lord and savior.
Government Accountability Office to Conduct Investigation of 2004 Election Irregularities
Ok, so cheer up you depressed people. Snap out of it.