Friday Funnies

by pissed off patricia (via an email from a friend)

For all wine connoisseurs ...

BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) -- Some Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a
new discount item: Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail
chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto,California, to produce the
spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. While wine connoisseurs may
not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand wine into their shopping
carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of
marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The
right name is important." So, here we go:

The top 12 suggested names for Walmart Wine;

12. Chateau Traileur Parc

11. White Trashfindel

10. Big Red Gulp

9. Grape Expectations

8 . Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"

7. NASCARbernet

6. Chef Boyardeaux

5. Peanut Noir

4. Chateau des Moines

3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

2. World Championship Riesling

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with white meat (possum)
and red meat (squirrel).