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Tuesday, September 14

Presidenti@l Misaccomplishments

Thanks to Eric, here's a link at to the long long long list of all of our leader's outstanding traits that make him different from all other presidents... ever.

There are so many things and so many links I can't list them all.. but here's a sampling:

- has a CRIMINAL RECORD. (Arrested not once... but THREE known times.)

- disinclined toward school work (a C average student in high school and college), was still a school CHEERLEADER.

- had STRINGS PULLED to get into the Air National Guard - and then was absent for TWELVE MONTHS.

- was GROUNDED while "serving".

- owns a ranch, but DOESN'T RIDE HORSES, calling himself a "Windshield Cowboy".


- presented CONFLICTING EXPLANATIONS of his failure to follow the law during INSIDER TRADING that netted him nearly $850,000.

- largest financial backer while running for Governor (and later President) was also the company guilty of the LARGEST AND MOST SCANDALOUS BANKRUPTCY in history.

- EXECUTED MORE PRISONERS than any Governor in U.S. History.

- as Governor, his state surpassed all others to claim WORST AIR QUALITY in America.

- election was DECIDED BY THE SUPREME COURT (in a controveral 5 to 4 decision).

- said "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'M THE DICTATOR."

- entered office as the LEAST TRAVELED PRESIDENT since the advent of the airplane.

- has held the LEAST NUMBER OF PRESS CONFERENCES since the advent of T.V.

- holds record for greatest INCREASE IN THE NATIONAL DEFICIT.

- set record for most private BANKRUPTCIES filed in any 12month period.

- presided over the most FORECLOSURES in a 12-month period.

- presided during the biggest stock market FRAUDS in history.

- cabinet members are the WEALTHIEST of any administration in U.S. history.

- watched the United Nations REMOVE the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

- justified going to PREEMPTIVE WAR with another country because of a certainty it had "Weapons of Mass Destruction", which he later DOWNGRADED to "weapons of mass destruction-related program activities." (Later it was declared unlikely that any such thing would be found at all.)

- REFUSED to have his testimony be under oath, or even recorded while answering questions posed by the bipartisan 9/11 Panel.

- was responsible of the largest SQUANDERING of world sympathy America has ever seen, creating quite possibly the BIGGEST DIPLOMATIC FAILURE in US and world history.

oy vey.

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