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Thursday, September 16

blonde family slice of life

This is part of the dialogue that just happened in my kitchen when I awoke to find that everyone is home to my surprise....

Me: So you couldn't find anyone in the last 31 years, to go skydiving with you? I had to give birth to your extreme sports partner? You are making the fruit of my very own loins jump out of a plane? Is this how you punish me for telling you in 1973 that I wasn't interested in sky diving? Boy, do you ever hold a grudge.

Him: blah blah blah blah blah.....

Me: If Will gets killed today, you better die too. I want you to jump out of a plane without a parachute."

Him: laughs and blah blah blah blah blah

Me: I'm dead serious. If he dies, you better die too. If he is hurt, don't come home. I'll pack your stuff and have it sent to your office.

Son (walks in room): I don't have a good feeling about this.

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