by pissed off patricia
Finally, today Senator Kerry showed his teeth and barked back. He said that he was sick of those lying swift boat bastards screwing with his war record and they could all go straight to hell. He said that bush was behind it all. He said that bush was hiding in the reeds by the river as he lobbed bombs into the Kerry campaign boat. He also called bush out.
Okay, he didn't say it that way, not exactly. What he did say was, "The fact that the president won't denounce what they're up to tells you everything you need to know: He wants them to do his dirty work. The president keeps telling people he would never question my service to our country. Instead, he watches as a Republican-funded attack group does just that. Well, if he wants to have a debate about our service in Vietnam, here is my answer: Bring it on!"