Things The Preznit Is Not

Assertations made by the President since 1997 from Harpers:

I’m not a statistician.

I’m not a numbers-cruncher.

I’m not very analytical.

I’m not a lawyer.

I’m not a doctor.

I’m not a poet.

I’m not a textbook player.

I’m not an emailer.

I’m not an Iraqi citizen.

I’m not a tree, I’m a Bush.

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