Alfonse D'Amato, 66, who started out politics here on LI, then became US Senator for NY but lost out when he spent too much time investigating Clinton in his last bid for re-election to Chuck Schumer and now looks somewhat like a corpse in most pictures who recently built a house by the ocean just south of me that is so tall that neighbors complained his house was blocking their view and he had to take a couple of feet off the top of it, just married a 38 year old attorney, Katuria Elizabeth Smith (no relation to moi) here on Long Island over the weekend. There was an all star guest list with "-R's" next to their names. "It's clear that they are madly in love with each other," Gov. George Pataki said.
Yes, I am sure it's very clear. Well actually I am being sarcastic. D'Amato always looks like he's in shock when he's with his new lady.