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Friday, June 4

Preznit Looks Goofy at the Vatican Today

You idiot, wipe that smirk off your face before I do.
God said, "Thou shalt not kill! Get it?"

The AP story about the Preznit's visit to the Vatican is the biggest bunch of crap I have ever read. You can read it if you want. It says nothing. I don't believe it.

Factoid de Blonde:The Yahoo story left out the part where the Pope brought in his finest exorcists and had the smirk wiped off Bush's face which is clearly, in terms of Catholicism, the mark of the anti-Christ. (unfortunately, the exorcist fell down a huge gilded flight of stairs afterwards) It's a little known fact about the smirk being related to the anti-christ, known mostly to Catholics.

You see, when Hitler was in power, you couldn't really see his smirk that much cause it was covered by his mustache... but it was there. He was another anti-christ. There were many anti-christs. When Catholics were in control of the Bible, they erased that sentence too cause it would alarm too many people.

Some people think that the sign of the anti-christ is some sort of blotch on the forehead.. but that is not true.. it's the smirk. 'Blotch' and 'smirk' in Bible-ease are very similar and often mistaken, especially by radical fundamentalists.

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