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Thursday, May 27

My Letter of Hope and Salvation for All

My Dear Christian Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

Gay marriage will devastate our nation beyond repair. We will no longer be able to safely walk the streets, send our children to the playgrounds or even to school. Our televisions will show only filth and acts of sodomy. Soon polygamy will enter the playing field and orgies will be the norm. My eyes will have to be taken out of their sockets when America becomes Sodom and Gomorrah.

What's more, our children are not allowed to pray aloud in the schools nor are they allowed to view the 10 Commandments in a public place. How on earth can our children learn about values if they are not always within eyesight of our Lord's commandments? How can I remember what the Lord expects of me if it is not written everywhere I look? How can our children ace a test if they cannot pray aloud before the exam? The Holy Bible which was dictated to men thousands of years ago by God's own mouth is not allowed to be read in our schools and of course the most horrible thing is that soon Christian preaching will be deemed hate speech. How Christian speech can be deemed hate speech is beyond me, but it is construed by evil hateful liberal baby killers as such. When we proclaim that God hates homosexuals, this is not hate speech. This is dogma.

I would like to point you to an excellent website that will help us God fearing, saved Christians take refuge: The plan is that 50,000 of us real Christians will move to South Carolina hopefully before sodomite marriages are forced on us. We will then reestablish a constitutional governance similar to the early United States. We will no longer be beholden to the evil corrupt sodomite government of Washington DC.

George Bush is not one of us. Do not be fooled by his intellect and charm. Remember he blasphemed when he stated that Christians and Moslems worshipped the same God. There is but only 1 true God, the father of our Lord Jesus Christ Almighty. Please sign up to be one of the chosen 50,000 and save your souls. We will live together in peace and true Christianity in a new country one day soon.

God Bless You if You are Blonde Like Me.
Say Amen

Update 5/28: Gentle readers, The letter above is satire. Do not be alarmed. I have not lost my marbles. Unfortunately many Americans have lost theirs.

There was an article at WorldNetDaily on May 24th about this subject. This morning I did some further research and found this alarming information at WorldNetDaily again:
In the wake of WorldNetDaily's exclusive report this week, hundreds of American citizens have contacted a group of Christian activists looking to secede from the United States to form a republic based on Christian principles.

"It's unleashed a barrage," said Cory Burnell, president of Texas-based . "It's been an incredible response, it's nothing I'm used to and is fairly gut-wrenching for me."

Burnell and like-minded believers are looking to encourage thousands of U.S. citizens to migrate to South Carolina, run for state office, and eventually prompt South Carolina to peacefully secede from the union to create a new country where "government derives its power from the consent of the governed."

He says since WND's story was first posted, the number of those actively interested has jumped from a few dozen people to hundreds. Many people are also stepping forward to work as volunteers, and Burnell himself has had numerous appearances on radio talk shows as well as "Hannity and Colmes" on the Fox News Channel.

Honestly I wouldn't mind if religious whackos went and started their own theocracy somewhere else, but I think it would be nice if they checked with the citizens of South Carolina before they invaded it. This is something to be worried about.

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