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Wednesday, April 14

Blonde Views on the Presidential Speech

His tie was a disaster like his speech. It was psychedelic or something. I kept getting hypnotized and I couldn't pay attention to what he was saying. That tie was making weird rainbow patterns on my tv and my retinas started burning up.

Didn't Bill Clinton get the best haircuts though? Man oh man.. Bush is richer and his hair looked like shit. This man flies all over the country and he couldn't stop somewhere for a good hair cut? It was all coarse and uneven. yuk. He is getting grayer but it's not that nice silvery gray. Probably too much sun bleaches it out. Too bad. He looks like a rodent.

Was that an earpiece? Don't tell me that was why he was pausing. He was waiting for Rove to give him the answers?

Didn't someone tell him that Rumsfeld was Secretary of Defense not Secretary of State?

Mr President, how come you have to testify before the 9/11 commission with Dick? "Because the 9-11 commission wants to ask us questions, that's why we're meeting. And I look forward to meeting with them and answering their questions." No, seriously, Mr President, how come? "Because it's a good chance for both of us to answer questions that the 9-11 commission is looking forward to asking us. And I'm looking forward to answering them."

His suit doesn't have that presidential crispness I have always admired. Nope. Not crisp.

Only one American flag lapel pin tonight?

Yes we knew that Saddam was a bad man. That wasn't the reason given for attacking and occupying Iraq. No I wouldn't like to be occupied either Mr Shrub.

I hope someone gets fired for allowing Shrub to wear that tie though. He gets away with murder that president.. wearing a hypnotic tie, putting Americans to sleep while he rambles on.

"But there was nobody in our government, at least, and I don't think the prior government that could envision flying airplanes into buildings on such a massive scale."
Here we go again. Impeach this man. Puhleeeeeese.

Hey I didn't vote for him.

Thanks Horkulated for pic.

UPDATE 4/19: Check out the Pocket Uhhhhh:Using sounds from King George's April 13th 04 'press conference' where he said little, answered almost no questions, and said uh about 100 times.

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